'bout Geology is th' shizzle

I was pointed to Gizoogle.com today, and I couldn't resist seeing what this Snoop Dogg jargonater would do to my site. It came out thus:

'bout Geology -- The Complete Guide Ta Earth Science.

Earth science encompasses everyth'n friznom killa space ta tha Earth's fiery core, frizzom tha most ancient fossils ta tha landslides n earthquakes of today. . .